mtgod:

OKAY OKAY I DONT KNOW IF THIS REALLY COUNTS BUT UHH

okay so i heard somewhere that is says in gundams freetime or something that he wanted remote controlled toys when he was little but no one ever bought it for him right

so i could see souda making not one but four count em fOUR remote controlled toy cars for gundam and hed be like “theyre for ya lil dark lords!!! now you can drive em around and help em do destruction or whatever”

and then gundam would be like “YOUR SACRIFICE TO I, THE GODLY PRINCE OF DARKNESS GUNDAM TANAKA, HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED AND IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THAT I SHALL NOT SMITE THEE TODAY. HOWEVER……….should you puny mortal assist me in learned how to work this unholy contraption i would be eternally grateful.”

and then souda teaches him how to work the controls like “thats the nirto boost and oh ooh  thats the eject button dont press that” and he has his hands over gundams and gundams blushing under his scarf  and aah cuties uwu