shittyaus:

!!!!!!!! this is like, all my OTPs you are making TOTAL sense, no worries [also the ask box is NOT open, this is from when we had it open forever ago, we’ve all been super busy]

• you don’t like (bug/animal) so i bought a realistic rubber one and left it for you to find except now you’re crying/screaming and omg i’m so sorry i didn’t mean it

• i always punch you in the arm as a friendly gesture except this time you flinch. are you okay??? have i been hurting you this whole time or are you injured!?!?!

• i always tease you because that’s just our thing we tease each other but for some reason you snapped at me and are you okay? what’s wrong?

• i always tease you because that’s just our thing we tease each other but for some reason you ran off crying today and i’m trying to find you to apologize and figure out what’s wrong but i can’t find yo

• i made a lame pun and you punched me in the face for it (may or may not have deserved it if it was an appropriate time) and you broke my nose and you’re freaking out i’m fine seriously

• WOAH HEY THERE BUDDY NO ONE TEASES THEM EXCEPT FOR ME THATS OUR THING GET LOST BEFORE I BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU

• our friends have a betting pool going on for when we’ll just kiss already and stop bickering like a married couple back and forth. little do they know that we’re a married couple already

• we may always joke around but one day you don’t joke back you just kinda smile at me and say you’re tired that’s BS i know it what’s wrong (optional: who am i punching?)

~Karissa

shittyaus:

crawls out of the woodwork,, wheezes, here you go <333

• we both ended up in the nurses office and no ones in but our injuries seriously hurt, so can we please draw a truce and patch up?

• we’ve hated each other since kids but our parents think we’re close friends for some reason so we always have to go to stupid dinner parties and events together

• “you’ve got to admit our sexual tension is crazy but i’d rather beat you up”

• you tried to pick a fight with me when i was feeling kind of sensitive so i burst into tears and now you’re awkwardly patting my back

• one day i showed up to class halfway through the year and you were sitting in my seat and you never stopped, and really that’s how my hatred grew i mean it’s been half a fucking year why now–

• “for someone who hates your gut they sure spend a whole lot of time giving you once overs”

– jo

shittyaus:

your otp finding each other annoyingly endearing aka:

• you’re so stoic or deadpan most of the time but when your get flustered your face lights up red like a beacon and it’s so cute.

• you’re such a bum getting up late all the time but you always greet me by wrapping your hands around my waist and just get dressed already

• you have no idea what personal space is and it’s really distracting when your face is two inches away from mine, what if i turn my head and accidentally kiss you

• your music choice is so bad but your undeniably yet irritatingly cute when you bop your head along

• you don’t like snuggling or a lot of touching but when you’re asleep you’re a cuddler for better or for worse

melamemea:

painful

• “ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
  
• “ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
  
• “ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
  
• “ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
  
• “ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
  
• “ are you sure we will — ? ”
  
• “ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
  
• “ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
  
• “ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
  
• “ is this a joke to you?”
  
• “ i deleted all our texts. ”
  
• “ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
  
• “ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

• “ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

• “ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
  
• “ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
  
• “ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
  
• “ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
  
• “ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
  
• “ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
  
• “ is this a joke to you — ?!”
  
• “ stop that — we’re in public. ”
  
• “ no, not until we get home. ”
  
• “ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
  
• “ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

• “ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
  
• “ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
  
• “ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
  
• “ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
• “ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
  
• “ i missed your scent…”
  
• “ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
  
• “ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
  
• “ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
  
• “ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
  
• “ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
  

innocent

• “ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
  
• “ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
  
• “ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
  
• “ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
• “ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
  
• “ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
  
• “ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”