okay but do you think in the pre-despair days when the kids all had normal classes did fukawa ever just sneeze in the middle of the class and turn into syo and syo just started yelling ‘what the fuck is going on’
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”
then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.”
me: wow i sure love komaeda and how his actions are caused by a mixture of mental illness and the mindset that he’s worthless and that the only thing he’s good for is acting as a stepping stone so talented people can shine brighter!!!
some got damn lets player who probably jerks off to chiaki: komaedas so Crazy And Bananas and hes such a P**cho!!! XDXDXDXD
I don’t give a fuck! Alright! I don’t give a fuck. I’ll get on all fours on the floor in Ikea and pretend to be a table. I’ll be the nicest piece of furniture anyone has laid eyes on. Bitch
tumblr is going to shit 