Here’s Proof That Tween Girl Halloween Costumes Are Way Too Sexed-Up [x]
This is starting to worry me.
Don’t forget that these are Tweens. They aren’t teens or adults. They’re 9-12 year olds. These are kids that are still in elementary school. A good majority of them haven’t even hit puberty yet. If that doesn’t bother you, There’s a problem.
This is gross
so gross. so scary.
Tag: long post
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
THIS IS IMPORTANT
When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).
I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.
Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable – ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.
Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.
And if your child does tell you, for gods sakes BELIEVE THEM!!!!!!!!
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.
There are only 2 genders
butterstochcinnamon-omegaoffical:
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:
Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.
someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify
Pokemon and Digimon
sun and moon
super trans and mega trans
chungo and scrungus
salt and pepper
Neither and both
Nintendogs 1 & 2
handmaiden and fuedal lord
Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
Team lads and team gents
Achievement Hunter and Funhaus
Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo
Mario and Luigi
Tom and Jerry
Ass and tiddies
Star Trek and Star Wars
Simon and garfunkel
Primmie and techie
Marina and The Diamonds
Grump and Not So Grump
Bread and butter
Ramones and Clash
Coke and Pepsi
Skype and Oovoo.
Derek and The Dominos
the proletariat and the bourgeois
feudal lords and handmaidens
Dungeons and dragons
narumitsu and narumayo
kinder and milka
benny and the jets
florence and the machine
shrek & the bee movie
Xbox and pc
Crystal Gems and Homeworld
Naruto & Sasuke
Ben & Jerry’s
Offense and Defense
Peanut butter and jelly
Coffee and tea
Owl and city
Lamb and beef
My type and not my type
Ihop and Denny’s
Mcdonalds and burger king
Coke and Pepsi
Jedi & Sith
Sharks and Jets
sans and komaeda
Joestars and Brandos
Alliance and Horde
Valor and Mystic
Dipper & Mabel
Ruby & Sapphire
nutritious & delicious
furries & scalies
Overwatch and tf2
ocean and sky
Paydays and Whatchamacallits
Fred and George
team epic and team chicken leg
Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island
ruby and sapphire
*.Flowey and Asriel.
Undertale and FNAF
Gryffindor and Slytherin
Salt and Sugar
μ’s and Aqours
Black and white
Apple and android
Mini and Wumbo
Dan and Phil
DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic
Hobo and Glunkus
Ketchup & Mayo
chocolate and vanilla
ketchup and mustard
Grandes bites à viande
Batman and robin
Marvel and DC
Markiplier and Darkiplier
humans + dancers
Trans and Turbo Trans
gamers and goths
chardelia and whizvin
Jesse and James
Buttered popcorn and not buttered popcorn
Goths and preps
people who blow and people who poke
Euphoniums and tubas
Night and day
Shirts & Skins
The flash and The Arrow
Leg and dary
Hot and hotter
Drake and Josh
Lapis and Peridot
Snails and moths
popuko and pipimi
Mechanoid and hologram
Violin and viola
Treble clef and bass clef
Pork and Beans
Butch and Sundance
google chrome and internet explorer
Zues and Zues 2: the better one
Round hat and pointy hat
chase brody and angst
espeon and umbreon
Star trek and star wars
Repeating an answer because you didn’t read it & making an answer of your own
facebook and pinterest
Tumblr & Twitter
sexy & motherfucker
Spiderman and Irondad
Pumpkin and turnip
Greek mythology and Roman mythology
Thor and Loki
Trolls and humans
matesprit and kismesis!
callie and marie
rick and morty
For the Married Life Meme: Soudam and/or Naegami
how about both 👀
soudam
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
BOTH but i can imagine souda doing it more.
forgets to run the dish washer
they both do, and then they argue over who’s turn it was to do the dishes bec none of them are taking the blame. either that or neither hdfsd
pumps gas for the car
souda!!
drives when they’re going somewhere
probably souda again, but i think they’d both take turns (especially depending on who organized the outing)
rearranges the furniture
gundam does to put hamster tubes all over the house when souda’s not home HSDFGDSY
falls asleep with the TV on
souda! he falls asleep on the couch and gundam has to carry him back to bed. gundam doesn’t fall asleep as easily because ‘’sleep is for the weak mortals of this world’’
gets to use the bathroom first
i think their house would probably be big enough for two bathrooms, so there’d be no need
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
gundam, probably, with all the layers of clothing he wears. sometimes he and souda argue over it but souda doesn’t really mind
sets up holiday decorations
they’d do it together!
leaves the lights on
i think this is referring to wasting electricity in the house(?) in that case probably souda, the all around forgetful disaster tbh
uses the bathroom with the door open
SOUDA definitely
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
souda fixes it! he isn’t the ultimate mechanic for nothing
——
naegami
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
i can’t really imagine either of them doing this, togami would consider it a ‘’peasant thing’’ to do so hdfhdsf
forgets to run the dish washer
togami, he thinks he doesn’t need to do house chores because he grew up spoiled and rich. naegi’s basically the housewife if they aren’t hiring other people to do it with togami’s ~conglomerate wealth~
pumps gas for the car
naegi!
drives when they’re going somewhere
as said with the soudam one, they’d both probably do so, depending on who organized the outing! but togami would probably just hire a limousine driver let’s be honest sdfhsdbh
rearranges the furniture
naegi, most likely (rip)
falls asleep with the TV on
naegi, again
gets to use the bathroom first
like said with the soudam one, togami can definitely afford a house with more than one bathroom, so this wouldn’t be a problem ujdhfyds
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
togami, naegi just sorta lets him. there’s no fighting byakuya togami, even when he’s put the ac on cold and you’re freezing out of your skin under layers of clothing
sets up holiday decorations
NAEGI bhdjbfdhf, togami doesn’t see the point in holidays apart from rich fancy dinner parties so naegi is the only person who really puts any festivities into the house
leaves the lights on
both. togami doesn’t care about preserving electricity cus he’s rich and naegi is just forgetful
uses the bathroom with the door open
neither jsdfndshjk
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
togami hires someone, probably






















