feministfront:

principleeleven:

toopunktogiveafuck:

rootbeersweetheart:

fucknosexistcostumes:

Here’s Proof That Tween Girl Halloween Costumes Are Way Too Sexed-Up [x]

This is starting to worry me.

Don’t forget that these are Tweens. They aren’t teens or adults. They’re 9-12 year olds. These are kids that are still in elementary school. A good majority of them haven’t even hit puberty yet. If that doesn’t bother you, There’s a problem.

This is gross 

so gross. so scary.

katzedecimal:

titenoute:

hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

pr1nceshawn:

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable – ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

And if your child does tell you, for gods sakes BELIEVE THEM!!!!!!!!

ishipphanaf:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

There are only 2 genders

llibratin:

doshirakqueen:

furiouscharizard:

aspaceobsessedpotato:

addickted-to-speight:

bloodreadlipstick:

willer-bug:

boxofspookydreams:

spookyjandro:

freetheirspookyknees:

infinityonthot:

louisthewarlock:

ghost-enby:

steg-o-sore-us:

holy-shit-look:

soph-soph-100:

google-chrome-official:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

maniac-bakery:

the-feeling-is-mutual:

mathematicalgreencow:

aceofsquiddles:

mitsurugi-gayji:

melon-flavored-jellyfish:

digilici:

buttonheart:

ladeedayda:

squishytheredditto:

panicforthefangirls:

grandtheftcanoe:

kaydenreid:

piccolojesus:

flutejesus:

sweetest-garlic:

mishaisakitten:

supreme-feather-duster:

spoiledbuni:

goopy-amethyst:

gaymaractus:

goodfrogboy:

arachno-va:

thezachsterisawesome:

tinycinnamonbun:

crankywankiplier:

markseptic:

impossiblerebelblaze:

lostqueenambrose:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

finish909:

sorta-phantastic:

join-the-doge-side-luke:

lukethekiddo:

pointlessfoxglove:

sutekiseki:

trollyxzx:

donnapaella:

lunaria-tsukano97:

butterstochcinnamon-omegaoffical:

ask-bendy-the-smol-demon:

icemintfreeze:

incorrect-ii-quotes:

howdramaful:

official-contrabassoon:

the-wicked-rad-and-hella:

kcalbisatwink:

buttercup-against-terfs:

sludgebat:

bowtomyskeletonhats:

lillygeneva:

lamafeeling:

mischievousmarionette:

pb1888:

synanceia:

biggerby:

mudaduh:

stealing-klances:

thespace-dragon:

lahnce:

brunegonda:

weird-and-socially-awkward:

lukasistotallynotafreak:

booksarebetterthanpeople:

annamichaelisteller:

kotilae:

hemorrhaging-knight:

r0xx0rz:

melskunk:

rascallflattsofficial:

you-still-arent-queer:

discourseofficial:

starrydiscourse:

acecourses:

gaylawyers:

thesmallestmagicienne:

iamfuckingtrash:

irltrash:

psychophancy:

buttcheekpalmkang:

cardozzza:

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

stonerdy:

rachel-rockhell:

lesbocommunism:

genderdeathriot:

cultural-mothwomanism:

cultural-goldmanism:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2:

jupitersaurus:

thresholdofzero:

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

kingryan-risenfromtheashes:

vault-lad:

robodongers:

pearlpines:

peachlez:

thefleshmustgrow:

7thstanduserdlc:

miyushinoharaofficial:

horuss:

kazuichi-relatable:

magnumbot:

jokesontoast:

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

Marina and The Diamonds

Grump and Not So Grump

Bread and butter

Ramones and Clash

Coke and Pepsi

Skype and Oovoo.

Derek and The Dominos

the proletariat and the bourgeois

feudal lords and handmaidens

Dungeons and dragons

narumitsu and narumayo

kinder and milka

benny and the jets

florence and the machine

shrek & the bee movie

Xbox and pc

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

Naruto & Sasuke

Ben & Jerry’s

Offense and Defense

Peanut butter and jelly

Coffee and tea

Owl and city

Lamb and beef

My type and not my type

Ihop and Denny’s

Mcdonalds and burger king

Coke and Pepsi

Jedi & Sith

Sharks and Jets

sans and komaeda

Joestars and Brandos

Alliance and Horde

Valor and Mystic

Dipper & Mabel 

Ruby & Sapphire

nutritious & delicious

furries & scalies

Overwatch and tf2

ocean and sky

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

Fred and George

team epic and team chicken leg

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

ruby and sapphire

*.Flowey and Asriel.

Undertale and FNAF

Gryffindor and Slytherin

Salt and Sugar

μ’s and Aqours

Black and white

Apple and android

Mini and Wumbo

Dan and Phil

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

Hobo and Glunkus

Ketchup & Mayo

chocolate and vanilla

ketchup and mustard

Grandes bites à viande

Batman and robin

Marvel and DC

Markiplier and Darkiplier

humans + dancers

Trans and Turbo Trans

gamers and goths

chardelia and whizvin

Jesse and James

Buttered popcorn and not buttered popcorn

Goths and preps

people who blow and people who poke

Euphoniums and tubas

Night and day

Shirts & Skins

The flash and The Arrow

Leg and dary

Hot and hotter

Drake and Josh

Lapis and Peridot

Snails and moths

popuko and pipimi

Mechanoid and hologram

Violin and viola

Treble clef and bass clef

Pork and Beans

Butch and Sundance

google chrome and internet explorer

Zues and Zues 2: the better one

Round hat and pointy hat

chase brody and angst

espeon and umbreon

Star trek and star wars

Repeating an answer because you didn’t read it & making an answer of your own

facebook and pinterest

Tumblr & Twitter

sexy & motherfucker

Spiderman and Irondad

Pumpkin and turnip

Greek mythology and Roman mythology

Thor and Loki

Trolls and humans

matesprit and kismesis!

callie and marie

rick and morty

For the Married Life Meme: Soudam and/or Naegami

how about both 👀

soudam
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
BOTH but i can imagine souda doing it more.

forgets to run the dish washer
they both do, and then they argue over who’s turn it was to do the dishes bec none of them are taking the blame. either that or neither hdfsd

pumps gas for the car
souda!!

drives when they’re going somewhere
probably souda again, but i think they’d both take turns (especially depending on who organized the outing)

rearranges the furniture
gundam does to put hamster tubes all over the house when souda’s not home HSDFGDSY 

falls asleep with the TV on
souda! he falls asleep on the couch and gundam has to carry him back to bed. gundam doesn’t fall asleep as easily because ‘’sleep is for the weak mortals of this world’’

gets to use the bathroom first
i think their house would probably be big enough for two bathrooms, so there’d be no need

decides the temperature for the ac/heater
gundam, probably, with all the layers of clothing he wears. sometimes he and souda argue over it but souda doesn’t really mind

sets up holiday decorations
they’d do it together!

leaves the lights on

i think this is referring to wasting electricity in the house(?) in that case probably souda, the all around forgetful disaster tbh 

uses the bathroom with the door open
SOUDA definitely 

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
souda fixes it! he isn’t the ultimate mechanic for nothing

——

naegami
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
i can’t really imagine either of them doing this, togami would consider it a ‘’peasant thing’’ to do so hdfhdsf

forgets to run the dish washer
togami, he thinks he doesn’t need to do house chores because he grew up spoiled and rich. naegi’s basically the housewife if they aren’t hiring other people to do it with togami’s ~conglomerate wealth~

pumps gas for the car
naegi!

drives when they’re going somewhere
as said with the soudam one, they’d both probably do so, depending on who organized the outing! but togami would probably just hire a limousine driver let’s be honest sdfhsdbh

rearranges the furniture
naegi, most likely (rip)

falls asleep with the TV on
naegi, again

gets to use the bathroom first
like said with the soudam one, togami can definitely afford a house with more than one bathroom, so this wouldn’t be a problem ujdhfyds

decides the temperature for the ac/heater
togami, naegi just sorta lets him. there’s no fighting byakuya togami, even when he’s put the ac on cold and you’re freezing out of your skin under layers of clothing

sets up holiday decorations
NAEGI bhdjbfdhf, togami doesn’t see the point in holidays apart from rich fancy dinner parties so naegi is the only person who really puts any festivities into the house 

leaves the lights on

both. togami doesn’t care about preserving electricity cus he’s rich and naegi is just forgetful

uses the bathroom with the door open
neither jsdfndshjk

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
togami hires someone, probably