Anais: [first bit of sentence is cut off] What is that, a website?
Darwin: It’s more like a bare knuckle fight to see who’s the most tolerant person on the Internet.
Anais: Why? Isn’t tolerance about being philanthropic? (makes That Face)
Darwin: [high pitched laughing]
Anais, angrily: What?
Darwin: Just thinkin’ about wiener dogs. But yeah, no. Tolerance on the Internet these days is more about destroying people in an argument.
Gumball: [wakes up] I know Tongue-fu.
Anais: Show me.
Gumball: [clocks Anais with his tongue]
[Cut to]
Carmen, snottily: Have you ever tried whole grain bread? It’s far better for you.
Gumball: Not everyone can afford organic stores, Carmen. Maybe you should CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
[light beam with loud discordant noise, students screaming as they fall]
Carmen: I just meant that eating too much processed food is a big factor in weight gain and I-
Gumball, speaking with a raspy voice: And what? Big people shouldn’t be proud of who they are?
Carmen: Uh! No, of course not. I mean, ask your doctor he will tell you-
Gumball: He? Why would you assume the doctor is a he? Is it because you assume a woman can’t be a doctor?
[Carmen screams as she falls against the pillar]
Carmen, quietly: What is this?
Gumball: I have studied the martial ways of the social justice warrior. Fight me in an argument if you dare. Perish under the sword of my self righteousness.
Carmen: But Gumball, exploiting those powers to win some petty argument will just hurt the cause of the people who really need our help.
Gumball, with his normal voice: Wait, no! My powers!
Carmen: Instead of fighting, why don’t we just hug it out?
Gumball: Wait! Stop! What are you doing?
Carmen: I forgive you.
Gumball: No! The shame attack! It’s all coming back at meee!!
лагер Ласло hallobeanies,
лагер Ласло последния епизод,
лагер Ласло обичат болни,
лагер Ласло meatman,
епизоди лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло забавни моменти,
лагер Ласло хот-дог епизод,
лагер Ласло Свети Валентин,
лагер Ласло край,
лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло боб и кренвирши,
лагер Ласло пълни епизоди,
лагер Ласло където е Ласло,
лагер Ласло чужденец епизод,
лагер Ласло сте там Смитс,
лагер балсам Ласло въздух,
лагер Ласло AMV,
лагер Ласло животни,
лагер Ласло арабика,
лагер Ласло работа и тор,
лагер Ласло невероятно състезание,
лагер отваряне Ласло аниме,
лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс,
лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври,
лагер Ласло е Едуард,
лагер Ласло оригване,
лагер Ласло бебе боб,
лагер Ласло броня,
лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките,
лагер Ласло бокса Едуард,
лагер Ласло burpless,
лагер Ласло мида,
лагер Ласло Колед
I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.
knows explosives and can build / place bombs with ease
is VERY erratic and unpredictable
will fight anything
is australian
probably has eaten trash before
wears tattered up shorts w/ no shirt even in snowy settings so he clearly doesnt give a fuck about life
spongebob:
is a karate master
can regenerate limbs w/ ease
is a professional fry cook whose constantly dealt w/ a shitty boss for years and years
was sold for 62 cents so his life has been hardened and he knows pain
is always optimistic and believes in the power of friendship
can create fire underwater so he clearly can do just about anything he fucking wants to
tigerstar:
ALWAYS is coming back 2 fuck w/ everyone, even after hes long dead and gone
a trained thunderclan warrior
has received nine lives from starclan
has ‘unusually long’ front claws so he obviously has a useful weapon
can walk through dreams so he can haunt his opponents w/ empty threats for as long as he wants to
is british
will fight anyone
CONCLUSION: junkrat lays down explosives. spongebob skips through them, regrowing any limbs he loses bc hes a sponge. tigerstar dies immediately nine times over but comes back later after spongebob has successfully delivered an intense karate chop to junkrats neck. tigerstar haunts spongebobs dreams which raises the question…..who really won
This douchebag is definitely leaning towards Morty maybe I need to calm the fuck down but Morty’s got his hands on the table and he’s all smiley and that douchebag’s gaze is half-lidded and he’s got one arm casually slung on the table and the other at his side and he’s definitely leaning towards Morty I’m gonn fuckin snap he’s got a half-smirk/half-indulgent smile on and Rick meanwhile has his hands at his sides probably clenched and i hope you gets drunk or tells morty to have fun running around with the vindicators if they’re so cool and he tries to work in the garage alone and literally cannot handle morty being gone for even an hour and he fucking runs back to Morty just in time to save him and prove he’s the actual hero badass not that douche bag
The Vindicator’s hand is clearly under the table…whacking it. 😎
Vindicator’s body language: want sum fuck?
Morty’s body language: oh gosh golly gee u sure are handsome mister
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