fennecsus:

kreita:

umbronydraws:

rock-aliens:

double-heart-anon:

sapphire-anon:

the-broadway-anon:

ask-the-alien-anon:

sun-anon:

the-daisy-anon:

gay-but-not-for-pay:

medichell:

engiess:

nbraiko:

blacksamekichi:

npdredglare:

ocdmedic:

adventuretri:

kanhecki:

frist-over-easy:

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

tuck in baby

it all started in new jersey

scrom scrom

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

strangerly

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

NOOT NOOT,

“You said “I’m icing your dildo?” In front of my MOTHER???”

“We’ll feed you supper, but you gotta clean the FISH PIT first”

“Here comes Simone biles!” *Take on me starts playing on the bassoon*

Bongle my jonk jonk

I’m just breathing!

“Who’s gayer??? Ellen or Alex???”

ShArOn, NeW yOrK, mUsIc, N O W! ! !

“I don’t need a leg to sell papes—“

“You come into MY house… in the middle of my house??”

“what can I do?”

😩 

*coughs*

@whyamiherewhosummonedme

thumbs up pe- *gets shot*

hi i’m chris mckuma, welcome to total dangan island