maximum-rick:

smutblog2electricboogaloo:

dirtygsanchez:

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dirtygsanchez:

smutblog2electricboogaloo:

dirtygsanchez:

smutblog2electricboogaloo:

gimmethatrick:

cutieee

Hold the phone. Rick shaves his pit hair????

OMG I didn’t notice…WHAT…that’s not right, surely! How have I never noticed this before!?

We’ve seen those beautiful bountiful bushes before. And we know he trims his pubes so maybe he’s just grooming more these days…

I can’t find any reference…look:

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He’s pretty much hairless, the vain bastard must get waxed, or maybe he takes some chemical that stops it growing….hahah!

I’m on mobile but they’re out and about when he strips down to blend in in the pleasure chamber

His dream self has pit hair bc he’s insecure about his male pattern pit baldness

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS EW