clockmocker:

clockmocker:

h4x0rwaif:

clockmocker:

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

I’m sorry about this

surculus:

i hate that so many april & andy quotes from parks and rec suit touko and komaru so much

komaru, holding her jacket open to cover fukawa from a bee swarm: don’t worry babe, i’ll protect you! i got stung once, so im immune!!

komaru: touko-chan, you’re like an angel with no wings.
fukawa: so… like a person.

komaru: did you know the food you eat becomes energy?
komaru: boom! that’s spaghetti
komaru: nachos!
komaru: *kicks*
komaru: that was a cookie!
fukawa, looking directly into the camera: …that’s my wife.

bunny-butch:

aggressionbread:

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

lovemesomecas94:

themagentacolor:

i-never-gave-a-fuckk:

blackarican23:

shemquestionmark:

ri-vag-u-lous:

tyleroakley:

What if God was one of us?

Meanwhile in Gym class…

That guy getting hit must of been thinking “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck”

Yessssss! It’s Back! Have to Reblog Everytime.

Lol the guy in the white shirt doesn’t even care if he gets hit anymore his like “Shit! What the fuck did I just watched”

I just sat here for like 5 minutes wondering how the hell he did that.

Oh oh oh it’s magic! You know! Never believe it’s not sooo.