mjalti:

adventerousnomad:

mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

Is this why God stays in Heaven?

Heaven is the last place you’ll find God

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

screamingyearly:

organizeddiscord:

softestvirgil:

what-even-is-thiss:

softestvirgil:

i-am-a-fish:

jesse-aster:

i-am-a-fish:

Hey guys I just finished datamining the tumblr app and found out some info on future updates @staff has in the works

Like what?

ok so the first thing I found was that they’re adding a new dislike button:

based on what I saw, tumblr’s dislike button works a little differently than typical dislike buttons. in addition to showing the number of dislikes on a post, if a user ever gets any more than 3 dislikes in total they will have their blog deleted immediately. this may seem harsh at first glance but I trust that the tumblr community wouldn’t abuse this power so this is a good change.

I swear if this is true I will have a panic attack I do not want my blog deleted

If it was true probably all the blogs with more than like 1000 followers would just vanish in minutes.

Well it was nice knowing you guys

Why would @staff do this?

hey @staff

what the fuck

I noticed a lot of you guys were upset with this change to the app and I understand completely.

another thing I found out about this update is actually kind of cool though, soon we’re going to be able to change other people’s profile pictures. I’m not really sure why we’re being given this ability but I’m never one to complain about a new feature!

so you know how when you click on your avatar you see this:

…well now if you click on someone else’s avatar you can actually do this:

I’d like to personally ask my followers not to change MY profile pic, but this feature is pretty cool if you ask me because we can do stuff like this now lol:

ummmmm @ally-t-n ??

please do not tarnish my credibility I have worked for a long time to establish myself as a very good dataminer here on this site.

anyway so the next thing I discovered is a pretty big change, they’re getting rid of gif posts. I’m honestly a bit disappointed about this one because I thought gif posts were cool but I guess it’s fine.

the weird thing though is that they’re not just getting rid of gif posts, they’re replacing them with a new type of post:

they’re changing gif to piss.

the first question I had was why? why change gif to piss???? you can never really predict what @staff will do next huh.

I’m not sure what the new piss post button does but I guess we’ll all find out when they release the update, probably without any warning. nothing we can do about that, with us just being the users of this site and all. we’ll just have to learn to accept it like always!