conflict is bad. misunderstanding is bad. miscommunication is bad. the basic tenets of storytelling – introducing conflict and then resolving it – are bad. any portrayal of two people in a relationship that is anything less than aggressively healthy and perfectly happy are bad. imperfect or unhealthy people are not allowed to be in relationships in fake made up stories, especially not with someone who might be at least marginally healthier than they are, because that creates an abuser/victim dynamic. which is bad.
are you sure that ship isn’t pedophilia? i know they’re both adults, but are you really, really SURE??? have you double checked? is one person older than the other? worse yet, is one member of the ship “child coded” (i.e. having canonically consumed candy or maybe a slurpee)?
you’re a bad person. the FBI are on their way to take you to Wanting The Wrong Fictional People To Kiss Jail.
WHY IS THERE GRAFFITI SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD OF RICK, PREGNANT, SAYING TO MORTY ‘’IT’S YOURS MORTY’’
I was half asleep last night and was thinking about making a meme of Morty’s Mind Blowers where like there’s a pic of Rick comforting Morty after the perfect level with ‘he protecc’ and then one where ‘he attack’ and the last is ‘but most important he suicide pact’
it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time
tumblr is going to shit 