ok so you play as ishimaru and you’re like. oh my god I need dick NOW so like you’re like hello? hello? please give me dick and then you run into chihiro who’s like “I’m a big lesbian babey but you need dick like STAT so I’ll help you bro” and then you meet aoi and she’s like “I’m also a big lesbian babey but I love you so I’m gonna support you” and then you meet uh fucking *spins wheel* ah you meet komaeda and he’s like “I’m not even in this fuckin game but I’m also looking for sum cock n balls so I’m joining” and then you find mondo and you. well
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