if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
genie: ok so i got you chips for your first wish and dip for your second. you only have one left man so really you need to make it count
me: i guess id like to see captain falcon in smash bros
genie: uhh hes already in dude
me: oh! well its nice that they got him in so fast
tumblr is going to shit 
