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tilthat:

TIL there is a “white man” café in Tokyo, where Japanese ladies ring a bell to summon tuxedo-wearing caucasians who respond with “yes, princess?” and serve them cake

via reddit.com

We’re a Culture not a Costume.

oh yeah dude. absolutely bro. tuxedos are classic white man culture. sorry for impeding on your intricately woven customs of your people

It’s alright just don’t let it happen again.

vampireapologist:

I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

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awa ewe iwi owo uwu

*Looks at you with concern* …..

I am not going to ask questions.

iwi awam reweiwinvewentiwing thewe ewengliwish lawanguwuawage

I am disappointed of myself from being able to read it perfectly. 

dowo yowouwu meweawan: iwi awam prowouwud owof mysewelf frowom beweing awablewe towo rewead iwit pewerfewectly

¿Why am I effortlessly able to read this? I’m concerned.

bewecawauwusewe yowouwu, awamowongst sowomewe owothewer huwumawans thawat hawavewe reweblowoggewed thiwis powost, rewegowonisewe thewe Truewe Ewengliwish thawat wewe wewerewe mawadewe towo leweawarn

Fiwnwallwwy sowmeowwne owo spweawks lwikwe mwe

hewewwowo

howoly fuwuck

iwi liwikewe yowouwu

I wish the world ended back in 2012

Every day we drift further from gods light.

BUWUT IWI AWAM GOWOD

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Hey God, what the fuck are you doing

leweawadiwing yowouwu fuwuckewers towowawards thewe liwight