toenail-fister:

I’m all for gay ships. I’m all for canon, fanon, whatever.
But it kind of loses its “representation” effect when you literally attack people for not shipping same sex couples, and when you ship absolutely everyone with the same sex.

anri-warhol:

celticpyro:

Haha wow guys, so glad Tumblr isn’t into that cringey fandom stuff anymore and instead of “You messed with the wrong fandom” and “I like your shoelaces” we now doxx people for ships they don’t like and falsely accuse you of pedophilia.

anti-shippers are “you messed with the wrong fandom” given new form

pochowek:

buying a phone with android on it

samsung: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack
user: what the fuck. im buying a phone from sony
sony: Hey we uhh.. (spins wheel) we’re all LaVeyan satanists
user: thats so edgy. thats horrible. youre all 15 year olds. im buying a phone from some little known chinese brand
little known chinese brand: Hey heres cutting edge components put into a $350 phone
user: comprehensible. have a nice day

buying a phone with iOS on it

apple: hey here’s a phone with no headphone jack
user: your dick is so big and huge and tastes so good…..
apple: we replaced the back with an abacus. if you drop the phone you die
user: that’s so sexy. no other company does that