hey, im one of the victims of hurricane michael. my apartment is messed up from it so i cant be in there for a while.
my family and i need money for travel and food. im deciding to open up my commissions. i can draw humans for $20 (+5 for colouring) and furries for $15 (+5 for colouring)! examples are down below.
(note that it will take me a while to get to commissions so please be patient.)
i am able to draw:
humans and furries, as mentioned above
headshots/busts
couples of any kind
ocs and characters from tv shows/comics/etc (show refs)
basic backgrounds
im unable to draw:
nsfw
robots/mecha
anything offensive (such as racism, homophobia, incest, pedophilia, etc)
complex backgrounds
complex designs
weapons or drugs
PLEASE DM ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR WOULD LIKE TO COMMISSION ME.
i also have paypal and kofi if you dont want to commission me. i dont mind how small or big the donation is, my family and i would appreciate it regardless. thank you so much for helping us! 💗
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OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers.
SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination
And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.
Some of yall really have no empathy and yall think its funny and cute to be mean and its really ugly and disgusting and i deadass hope someone beats your ass